Wots all da fuss???

Woofs, dis is Chance.

Dis mornin we wuz in da cooking room wit mama. She wuz cleanin' our eers wit da stuff dat unsticks da gloo. Mama wuz doin' Bodie's eers furst an I wuz sleepin on da floor. When mama wuz almost dun wit Bodie, I saw a pile of fuzzies and gloo bits on da floor. Mama wuz not wachin sos I sneeks over and eats da gloo bits an fuzzies! Seemed like da ting a puppy shood do.

Mama sees me an she eben yells at me! Dunt know wot all da fuss wuz about. It din na taste all dat good enyway. Den mama puts Bodie in his sleep den an we wuz on our way wit da man dat drives da "go fur ride." Wen we stops, we is at anudder dokter ob da dogs. Mama sez it was sumpin like E-mer-jen-cee. Da lady wuz bery bery nice ta me. We wuznt dere bery long, den back inna "go fur ride."

I is home now an still dunt unnerstand wot all da fuss was about. Woofs!

Note from Mama: From now on Chance will be put in his crate when I clean ears and re-apply ear tipping glue!